Jokes Of Mr. Bean

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

1) BRAIN TUMOR:



Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.



Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)



Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?



Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?



Doctor: Then why are you so happy?



Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!







2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:



Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?



Mr. Bean: 9



Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?



Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!







3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:



Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.



Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?



Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!























4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:


Friend: What are you looking at?


Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.


Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!








5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too