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how to ask your boss for a salary increase baca k

how to ask your boss for a salary increase baca k

Monday, June 15, 2009 at 6:35pm | Edit Note | Delete
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary!
Dear Bo$$

In thi$life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,



The next day, you received this letter of reply :
Oh my dear:


I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet ..

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the
NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

1 comment:

Mohd. said...

Kalau sakit hati dengan bos, baca je kat dia pantun ni (dari buku ‘Alamak Bosku Seperti Hitler!’) hahaha:

Pagi-pagi, sudah mencemuh,
Si pemandu terus terdiam mengeluh,
Bos ini jenis yang kecoh,
Dapat “Tan Sri”, satu dunia dia heboh.

“Ada pelanggan hendak jumpa”,
Itulah kata si setiausaha,
Bos enggan, mengantuk katanya,
Biarkan pelanggan berjumpa air liur basinya.

Bos memanggil mesyuarat mengejut,
Ada pekerja berjalan bak siput,
Bos pun menengking sampailah semput,
Para pekerja terkentut-kentut.