Sunday, July 17, 2011

A poor parrot

A lady who was very lonesome bought a parrot from a pet shop, complete with a cage. Before purchasing it, she got a guarantee that the parrot would talk. She took the parrot home. In a week and a half, she returned to the shop very dissapointed.

Lady: "The parrot doesn't talk."

Shop Owner: "Did you buy a mirror?"

Lady: "No."

Shop Owner: "Every parrot needs a mirror."

So she bought a mirror and installed it in the parrot's cage. Another week and a half went by and she returned.

Lady: "The parrot still doesn't talk."

Shop Owner: "Did you buy a ladder?"

Lady: "No."

Shop Owner: "Every parrot needs a ladder."

So she bought a ladder and installed it in the cage. Another week and a half passed and she returned.

Lady: "The parrot still doesn't talk."

Shop Owner: "Did you buy a swing?"

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